If you give a goat a sweatshirt, you’ll have to part with one of your ugly Christmas sweatshirts.
If you give your goat your ugly Christmas sweatshirt, you’ll have to rip off all the artificial poinsettias and tinsel so that she does not eat them.
Once you cut all the pretties off your ugly Christmas sweatshirt, you’ll have to work quickly so that no one sees what you are doing and accuses you of being a crazy goat lady. Don’t try to sew. That takes too much time. Use scissors and a glue gun, preferably when no one else is home to see that you are, in fact, making your goat a sweatshirt.
If you use your glue gun an scissors to make your goat a sweatshirt, you’ll also have to make her some ear warmers.
If you make your goat some ear warmers, you’ll have to make your son try them on.
Because it is funny.
If you make your son try on your goat’s ear warmers, he might contemplate running away from home.
But even if your son is thinking about running away from home, you’ll have to go the the barn and let your goat try on her sweatshirt.
And if your goat tries on her sweatshirt, she’ll want to try on her ear warmers too.
And even after she tries on her ear warmers and sweatshirt, she will still want to play outside in au naturale.
And even if your goat plays outside au naturale, you’ll still be glad you gave your goat a sweatshirt.