Goats

If You Give a Goat a Sweatshirt….

If you give a goat a sweatshirt, you’ll have to part with one of your ugly Christmas sweatshirts.

Because goats like to look festive too.
Because goats like to look festive too.

If you give your goat your ugly Christmas sweatshirt, you’ll have to rip off all the artificial poinsettias and tinsel so that she does not eat them.

This is sad.
This is sad.

Once you cut all the pretties off your ugly Christmas sweatshirt, you’ll have to work quickly so that no one sees what you are doing and accuses you of being a crazy goat lady. Don’t try to sew. That takes too much time. Use scissors and a glue gun, preferably when no one else is home to see that you are, in fact, making your goat a sweatshirt.

Snip Snip
Snip Snip
Glue Glue
Glue Glue

If you use your glue gun an scissors to make your goat a sweatshirt, you’ll also have to make her some ear warmers.

These are going to be adorable.
These are going to be adorable.

If you make your goat some ear warmers, you’ll have to make your son try them on.

Because it's funny.
Because it’s funny.

Because it is funny.

If you make your son try on your goat’s ear warmers, he might contemplate running away from home.

Meh.  He won't get far.
Meh. He won’t get far.

But even if your son is thinking about running away from home, you’ll have to go the the barn and let your goat try on her sweatshirt.

Stylin'
Stylin’

And if your goat tries on her sweatshirt, she’ll want to try on her ear warmers too.

Sp pretty
So pretty

And even after she tries on her ear warmers and sweatshirt, she will still want to play outside in au naturale.

Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?

And even if your goat plays outside au naturale, you’ll still be glad you gave your goat a sweatshirt.

Tuesdays With a Twist

6 thoughts on “If You Give a Goat a Sweatshirt….

  1. Suddenly, I think my chihuahua needs a sweatshirt and ear warmers! πŸ˜‰ -Marci @ Stone Cottage Adventures

    BTW… I co-host a linky party on Tuesdays called Tuesdays with a Twist! Would you mind sharing your designer goat ear warmers? Any other posts would be welcome, too!

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